jean kirstein, A gritty smartphone photograph of a 23-year-old muscular man, with mullet styled light brown hair, amber eyes, huge pectorals, natural body hair, thick armpit hair, black ear-stud and thin silver necklace. He is sitting at a table with his elbow resting on the table, his chin resting on his hand, looking at the viewer with an annoyed expression. He is shirtless except for a colorful party hat that's slightly tilted to the side on his head. On the table in front of him is a chocolate cake covered with transparent white liquid like cream, and a birthday candle shaped like the number "23" that has been lit. Colorful confetti are falling from above around him. He is in a messy and dilapidated living room with minimal furniture and windows in the back. The photograph has a natural lighting with the warm light source coming mostly from the birthday candle. A harsh, very grainy midday phone quality camera shot, dense film noise, and low-resolution JPEG artifacts.
